Funny pregnancy questions and answer

Pregnancy Q&A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q:I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable way to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth
Q: My wide is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor it's not pain I feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q:When is the best time to get an epidural?
Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason why I have to be in the labour room while my wife's in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.